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Gold Medal Flour

It's kinda hard to stay stressed when you're making something called a "snickerdoodle." In fact, working in advertising, I have made no less than 30 million batches of cookies. I have also written many spec campaigns like this one, which never ran—I just wanted to give a true, humorous and unexpected voice to a product that's otherwise about as ordinary as it gets. Those are my favorite kind of campaigns. And chocolate chip's my favorite kind of cookie, in case you wanted to know.

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Take your frustration out on the sugar cookies / But keep the rolling pin handy as backup / xxx xxxxx flour / The other white, powdery pick me up
Making pies takes your mind off things / like your fat, pie-loving ass / xxx xxxxx flour / The other white, powdery pick me up In baking, you relax and breathe in the steamy, fudge-love smell of brownie / In yoga, you relax and breathe in the smell of grunting ponytail man / xxx xxxxx flour / The other white, powdery pick me up